We feared you had vanished into the night, cast aside with the rubbish to dwell in the shadows among the fads that have come and gone.  We need not have feared, for you are one of us!

They believe you to be part of a feckless and transient ‘movement’, at the behest of the style-Nazis who dictate, without basis, to the masses; they misunderstand your true nature.

Being of an enlightened disposition, you do not fit the two-dimensional construct that is thrust upon the mob.  You are no sheep, you need no shepherd.

You are at once nowhere and everywhere.  Culturally promiscuous; you live the dichotomy of polygamous commitment.  Your tastes reflect it, your friends echo it and your lives are enriched because of it.

Will you go quietly into the night or will you rise up to a new height?  You must make it yours – it is your right and has become OUR fight!